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A trail of hair leading to the most mountainous curtains of beef.
Lance removed his girlfriend's pants and followed the beef trail to a land unknown.
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Hawt tasty vagoo that i'd love to suckle and play with all night long.
Contrary to popular belief, roast beef is a prized treasure a girl is born with, much like big tits, rather than a grotesuqe result of overusage.
When she pulled off her panties and the roast beef popped out in front of my face, i jizzed myself immediately.
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A piece of beef used as a shield to defend ones self against predators and robots.
Also a word frequently written on school whiteboards, usually in a heart or written as “I love beef shields”.
Man 1: ahh my penis is exposed to that deadly robot
Man 2: here use this beef shield
Man 1: *covers penis with a sloppy beef shield*
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To give someone a beef cup, place your hand around your anus, fart into it, and throw the fart into someones face.
as in: My boyfriend loves to give me a beef cup in front of his friends.
or: Who needs an alarm clock? I have a hot beef cup to wake me up in the morning!
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LIps that looked like cooked beef. Think of a rare steak once it's cut open and there's a pink middle surrounded by the darker, cooked outside.
The 90's made this look very popular.
"Yikes, Pam is still sporting beef lips"
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It's when your penis grows larger every time you lie to your wife or girlfriend after she asks, "Where have you been?"
The enlargement comes from the satisfaction of knowing you and your penis have been having fun without her.
After arriving home late from a night out with his buddies, Dan had to sleep on his side with his back to his wife, the entire night, after she angrily woke up and said, "Where have you been all night?" That way he could hide his Pinocchio Beef.
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