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Someone who is addicted to their bed. Typically a person suffering from depression.
Look at mark, he is such a bed bug.
The scourge of the Earth as far as insects go. The closest thing to a living hell short of a chronic condition or painful disease. A small itchy insect that will cause you to lose sleep to the point where you will verge on the brink of insanity, but after you live with them for a few years you will slowly real yourself back in. Has a strong negative effect on quality of life as a whole, as your work performance will suffer, visitors will find out and never come back or you stop inviting them in the first place (social isolation) and you give up hope for the future as you've gotten rid of almost all your furniture and had your home fumigated several times, but yet, they're still there. If you are allergic (not everyone is) you will NEVER be presentable in public, as you will have red welts on most of the places on your body, such as the back of your arms, the love handle area, around your knees and lower thighs, etc. While sitting idle in your own home, you will rarely ever go two full minutes without itching ever again unless you're moving and active. Without taking some measures to keep their numbers down, you will eventually find that they are traveling in the clothes you're wearing while in public. You'll be checking out some international calling cards at your local Dollar General and look down and see a rust colored bug crawling across your chest. You'll learn to hate them so bad you smoosh them between your fingers whenever you see one.
If I don't get rid of these bed bugs, I may just torch my house and all my possessions and start anew.
The opposite of a "fruit fly,"a "breeder bug" is a gay male who has a tendency to hang out with mostly straight men and shares in their "straight-oriented" activities.
Gus is such a breeder bug, he's always drinking beer and watching hockey with those dudes that work at that tow truck company.
People who have no emotional IQ and are unable to relate to others on a deeper level.
"He has no depth, he's such a surface bug."
"I cannot hold his attention for more than a sentence or two."
Also people who live vicariously through tv programs and do not participate in real life - ignore their family/friends, have no interests.
Opposite: those who live in the deep end of the pond.
An insect that occurs only in northern Utah. The chrysalis can be found subterranean at less than one foot below the surface. They are more commonly known as moth larvae, but this mother fucker is indeed a buth.
My siblings and I dug up a buth bug in the backyard.
A petty yet funny and charming Male who speaks his mind and doesn't care about offending people's feelings.
Yo!! Roxy asked Johnny if she looked fat in her outfit and he outright said "YUP!". He straight up Matt Bugs tf outta her.
When a girl gets her pussy super loose then a guy puts his whole head in her pussy the squirts and cums all over his whole face and head while hes in her pussy
John is going to get a squirt bug from linda tonight