Making burritos

Taking a poop, delivering the mail, pinching a loaf

I'll be right back Cricket, I have a few dozen burritos to make.

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foreskin burrito

referring to the male genitalia

Bitch look like she want me to tap that ass. Best if I gave her the foreskin burrito.

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Bangkok burrito

A Fleshlight ™ stuffed with pad Thai and Bobba bubbles

I got extra desperate last night and used yesterday's leftovers to make a Bangkok burrito

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wet burrito

A wet, hot, brazilian waxed Vagina belonging to a human female

my ex girlfriend always had a wet burrito

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burrito ape

Mexican, illegal alien, wetback, taco chimp, beaner, spic, greaser, greaseball, cholo, bean muncher

All the graffiti showing up in the neighborhood are the work of those stinking burrito apes.

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pussy burrito

1. black, beaned, vagina
Often used for mexican pleasure.
small hispanic people enjoy the pussy burrito!

2. Women with a awfully small vag.
Men dont dig this!
Usually men like the bigger, fatter vaginas!

Hey man wanna go get some nice fucking pussy burritos?

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boston burrito

Gettin' a fuckin' suck job while takin' a turd.

"Hey Dorothy, sorry about the splashback in yer eye!"

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