Throw Him The Chair

In baseball, to throw a batter a pitch that will make him strike out and force him to sit on a bench in the dugout. A chair can technically be any pitch, but typically will be a curveball or slider.

*2 strike count
Center fielder: Hey throw him the chair kid
Shortstop: Yeah kid drop a chair in there kiiiiid
First baseman: Humbabe now lets givemachairkiiiiiiiiiiid
Third baseman: Yeah let’s go now gimmchair kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid

massage chair junkie

Someone who has trouble leaving their massage chair or any massage chair they are able to access.

Go ahead, try peeling that massage chair junkie outta that chair without getting injured!

mein kampfy chair

What Hitler meant to write as a sequel to his book Mein Kampf and it talks about his sofa. Unfortunately his editor did not like it.

Stop making Mein kampfy chair jokes guys I'm Führeious

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Chair gang by god

Just some boys trying to sit in some chairs by god

Chair gang by god

Chair-To-Keyboard Interface

Useful abbreviation as CTKI, or occasionally CKI (Chair-Keyboard Interface).

CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.

USER: "My login doesn't work. Is the network down or something?"

TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"

USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."

(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"

TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."

(CTKI=Chair-To-Keyboard Interface,)

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Arm Chair Athlete

One who excessively criticises others athletic attempts while failing to excel or even attempt to achieve athletic success themselves.

"I can't watch the boxing with Dave anymore, he tuts all the time and says both guys are crap"
"Isn't Dave like 5 stone overweight"
"yep"
"And doesn't he get out of breath just going to the fridge"
"yep"
"what an arm chair athlete"
"yep"

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Arabian lawn chair

When you suck your own dick while a tranny is pissing in your asshole, resembling a lawn chair.

Jennifer gave Me a wild Arabian lawn chair last night

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