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Tiny Desk Engineer

Tiny desk Engineer is evolution in Engineering and perfect companion for all situations

The ultimate device for your team, especially when your Engineer is lazy and unable to do his duty.

Tiny desk Engineer can be placed everywhere: In your bathroom, in your kitchen or on your desk.

Extremely useful and expensive.

Tiny desk engineer: -Yeeee haaaaw

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Brown Pipe Engineer

A plop plumber who always visits via the tradesman’s entrance.

Timmy was visited by the Brown Pipe Engineer in the dead of the night.

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running on impulse engines

In the original Star Trek series, whenever the main engines (warp drive) broke down (which was pretty frequent) the Enterprise would only be able to move using "impulse engines" - a low power, sub-lightspeed manouvering system based on a small fusion ram/ion drive.

By inference, someone described as "running on impilse engines" or "impulse power only" is either:

1. Very tired (a.k.a. 'running on empty')

2. Genuinely ill

3. (derog.) Slow and/or stupid.

"Jesus, I've just had to brief the sales guys on the new product.... they're all running on impulse engies up there".

"You want to go for a beer ?"

"No, man, I'm running on impulse engines... got to go home and grab some sleep."

self esteem engine

A person who is confident to the point of deluded arrogance. Bumptious against any reservations whatever.

Person a: "That guy's a bit too sure of himself..."
Person b: "Sure of himself? He's a flippin self esteem engine!"

Engineered Tax Services

Using tax credits to buy down tax payments due. A person has a tax credit but wants cash so he is willing to sale the tax credit to someone who owes taxes and desires to buy the tax credit at a deep discount.

Teddy did an Engineered Tax Services. He owed $2,500 in taxes but he was able to lower his taxes due down to $200 by buying tax credits at a deep discount from a film company willing to sell their credits for cash.

Thomas the Dank Engine

The dankest engine in all of engine history.

Thomas the Dank Engine is such a dank meme god.