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A doctor practicing “alternative medicine” who leeches off the economy by tricking unintelligent people into thinking that they have “leaky gut syndrome”.
Half of the people who appear on Dr. Oz (with the other half being “spiritual doctors”).
Man, that gut doctor charged me $1000 for some bullshit supplements and gave me a fortune teller card as a thank you for scamming me.
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When a obese man or woman stands over someone who is on all fours and drops their flabby stomach onto them.
"Man, she gut dropped me so hard last night I dropped to the floor."
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Ejaculating deep in a female's vagina
I.e., blowing your load in her "gut"
Friend: Why are you buying a pregnancy test?
Girl: Dan took a gut-shot in me the other week and now my period is late
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The act of farting directly unto the belly of a loved one as they try to (unwantedly) "big spoon you"
A deterrent to cuddling/spooning on a hot day.
Able to be passed off as a "sleep fart"
It was hot as hell when I woke up and the bitch tried to come spoon me. Pretending to still be asleep I Gut shot her and she backed off.
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When you experience stomach pain or constantly need to dook, usually the result of the previous nights debauchery.
Mate where's the shitter? I'm crook in the guts!
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Used in reference to a younger family member or child you may have helped raise, who exhibits qualities or behavior that replicates your own.
Originates in Southern Maryland, popularized in modern country culture resurgence.
Other family member: Riley is so wild, always getting hurt, and running around like a crazy fool.
Me: You got that right; he's my guts.
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Excessive movement of a well endowed male member inside a woman's puss, resulting in internal bruising , torn labia, bleeding conch, and in rare cases, pregnancy.
While we were standing at attention for three hours, sweating our balls off, Ralph was in Bakersfield, beatin guts.
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