Wiping the sweat from your facial hair after an intense workout or sexual activity.
Jack: Hey Adam wanna do another set of weights?
Adam: Hold on man, I didn't hair wipe yet.
Martha: That was the best sex I ever had!
Henry: Make sure you hair wipe, I dont want that shit getting on my sheets.
Wipe hair facial sex workout sweat donuts
Hair that is parted and folds over like an open book.
Wow Drew has some interesting book hair
A girl who only likes guys for his hair
Becky is such a hair slut, she dumped Kyle after he cut his hair
The moment when a person has greasy and unwashed hair while it looks undesirable.
It represents a warning about how you should was your hair ASAP.
P1:Damn girl, you got the mayo hair!
P2: I know, I didn't have water for 6 days...
P1: Pay your bills.
a pun used to describe something hilarious, which pertains to hair or is hair-related.
girl: "have you seen the professor's comb-over?"
boy: "yeah, it's hair-larious!"
Preferably long, slick, jet black hair attached to the scalps of true Metalheads. Enabling them to swing it around in a windmill like motion, asserting their dominance as a Totem of Metal.
Examples of Headbanger Hair
Nathan Explosion of Dethklok
George Fisher of Cannibal Corpse
Mick Thompson of Slipknot
a hairstyle one gets unintentionally when they run their hands through their hair continuously during a test or while studying. causes the hair to look as if it's been combed backwards.
prof: whoa, was there a windstorm outside?
student: no, I just have test hair