when you sit on ur partner's face bare ass and fart
i ham and cheesed your mom last night
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A gun/weapon planted on a suspect by a Police Officer.
The Lt. said to give him a Ham Sandwich.
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'Hood term for a Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham, with 'Ham' being taken from the word Brougham.
"...Back in the day I tossed hoes in the back of my ham sandwich." -Mac Dre
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the smell of a nice, satisfying ass belch after a hearty helping of hammy barbeque.
i just farted and it smelled like ham barbecue. I felt like I was in the kitchen and mum had it cooking in the pot...except this one came cooked out of my bung hole. the essence of ham fart.
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Arguably the best (and only) football club in East London. Thanks to Terrence Brown it's been flushed down the crapper.
Deck the halls with bows of holly,
Fa la la la la la la la la.
West Ham is the pride of London,
Fa la la la la la la la la.
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1. (noun) Someone who is incredibly awkward.
2. (adjective) As if being ridiculously awkward.
3. (verb) Being so awkward it's funny.
"She made a sexist joke in a room of women's rights supporters. She was such an Old Ham."
"Was it just me or was that a completely Old Ham situation? Everybody was staring like something was wrong."
"Man, I was so Old Hamming on stage. I just got out there and blanked."
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When you leave your finger inside a pig's asshole so long that it starts smelling like ham
Dude!?! Don't leave your finger in that pig's asshole any longer!!! You don't want to get a ham finger again!!!
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