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ham and cheese

when you sit on ur partner's face bare ass and fart

i ham and cheesed your mom last night

by mr..lundgren February 14, 2005

79๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ham Sandwich

A gun/weapon planted on a suspect by a Police Officer.

The Lt. said to give him a Ham Sandwich.

by jillhen December 10, 2010

138๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


ham sandwich

'Hood term for a Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham, with 'Ham' being taken from the word Brougham.

"...Back in the day I tossed hoes in the back of my ham sandwich." -Mac Dre

by Lucien619 September 19, 2006

235๐Ÿ‘ 158๐Ÿ‘Ž


ham fart

the smell of a nice, satisfying ass belch after a hearty helping of hammy barbeque.

i just farted and it smelled like ham barbecue. I felt like I was in the kitchen and mum had it cooking in the pot...except this one came cooked out of my bung hole. the essence of ham fart.

by mmp202 March 5, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


west ham

Arguably the best (and only) football club in East London. Thanks to Terrence Brown it's been flushed down the crapper.

Deck the halls with bows of holly,
Fa la la la la la la la la.
West Ham is the pride of London,
Fa la la la la la la la la.

by Gary X January 12, 2005

138๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž


Old Ham

1. (noun) Someone who is incredibly awkward.

2. (adjective) As if being ridiculously awkward.

3. (verb) Being so awkward it's funny.

"She made a sexist joke in a room of women's rights supporters. She was such an Old Ham."

"Was it just me or was that a completely Old Ham situation? Everybody was staring like something was wrong."

"Man, I was so Old Hamming on stage. I just got out there and blanked."

by Urban Philosopher November 25, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ham finger

When you leave your finger inside a pig's asshole so long that it starts smelling like ham

Dude!?! Don't leave your finger in that pig's asshole any longer!!! You don't want to get a ham finger again!!!

by Cecemybigdick May 18, 2021

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž