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Truffle Jam is an extension of the now famous truffle butter, but contains one additional step: A guy takes a jelly donut and sticks his cock into it. Once the penis is throughly covered in the jam-like substance, you follow the truffle butter steps of: Anal fucking then pussy fucking resulting in Truffle Jam.
If Cory doesn't hit that ass, he is going to miss out on all that Truffle Jam and Coffee.
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An online game intended for 8-12 year old children, that involves trading and conversing with others around the world as an animal of your choice. Animal Jam used to be good when it was first created in 2010, but overtime, it grew worse and worse until it was absolute shit invaded by horny children and jerks. Jammers to this day are rare-obsessed brats who care about nothing but pixelated items, causing them to scam others into giving them more rares. Animal Jam was once a very fun-loving video game but is now a game of war and pixel sex.
Oh, have you heard of that game called Animal Jam? Yeah, it's totally gone to hell.
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a form of spoken word poetry in which social and/or political commentary is performed to the accompaniment of slow tempo or moderately tempo instrumental music.
1. President Obama was so cool when he slowed jammed the news on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.
2. I liked the jazz music that the band played during that slow jam the news segment.
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The complete and utter halt of any and all traffic in Ottawa, Canada while President Obama rolls around in his monster sled aptly named "The Beast" for 6 hours.
P.S. I hope the "Beavertail" was worth tying up Ottawa traffic for an extra hour durring rush hour.
Usually I pick my blazing hot wife up at 3:46, but due to the Obama Jam, she spent an hour sitting in a crappy OC Transpo bus waiting for The Beast to roll by.
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fig jam is an acroynm for Fuck I'm Good Just Ask Me
Jared "lets go son, i'll knock you out"
Andrew "fine...punk"
Andrew knocks jared out
Andrew "FIG JAM...Biatch"
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A person who is addicted to perc 30's but can't afford them. You can find them at parties asking for a bump and they'll get you back. They can be spotted by looking nervous and shaky. They are the cheebah hawks of percocets. This person is usually really stingy, always trying to bum somethin such as a cigarette mainly Newport, a hit from a bowl, or simply a small line.
"Dude hide that 30 Tony's coming over" "ya man Tony is a total jam scram"
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Space Angel blew the shit out of me and when I was ready to sand blast her face nothing would happen, I had a fucking Pearl Jam.
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