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Fernando likes jenny cuz she is pretty.
Have you heard that fernando likes jenny?
There is a cat meme for any and all conceivable events
Person 1: *Sees a Cat riding a unicorn waving a flag* Jenny's law is still undeniably true!
Justify your personal stance by consulting somebody close to you to check what the general consensus is for what was already a well-established notion and give you a perspective. Bonus points if it is your wife and you are the Prime Minister of Australia.
“Jenny and I spoke last night, and she said to me, ‘You have to think about this as a father first. What would you want to happen if it were our girls?’ – Jenny has a way of clarifying things, always has.”- Scott Morrison on his check with Jenny
1. Badass worship leader. Must play the bass and have moves.
2. Rebellious spirit.
3. Thwarts JMM
Jenny Lem is an f’in nightmare.
Jennieli is a very smart girl who you can show your parents to. She is crazy and probably has good hair. She has a good sense of style but she doesn't try to look pretty. She is studious and has a good eye for aesthetics. However, she can be very messy, both physically and socially. She breaks boys' hearts left and right. She is the life of the party, and she is the human embodiment of the word "fiesty". She has lots of pimples, but if you ask her nicely she will juice them and make you homemade pimple jam. Everyone wants a Jennieli in their life. If you have one, don't let her go or you will regret it forever.
Person 1: Is that Jennieli?
Person 2: yeah, shes awesome, such a Jennieli
A JennieLi is a down ass girl!! She has leo energy and likes spirituality like bone throwing. She will fall for guys, especially ones that go to Texas A and M, because she likes their energy. Shes down for anything, including but not limited to eating carpet off the floor and hot nights with lusty gentlemen. She is versatile and dynamic, and an extremely loyal friend.
Her only flaw is that she farts a lot, no matter how many tums she eats. Her stinky butt will stink up the whole room! Buyer beware! A JennieLi is not someone that you can pickup any Saturday afternoon without expecting the repercussions! She is more than just a person, she is a force of nature. The hot wind blowing from the south.
JennieLi is so hot, so is her ass *slaps*
Jenny Craig, the weight loss and nutrition business, is closing its doors after four decades, according to internal communications obtained by NBC News.
The company reportedly announced to employees in an email late Tuesday that they are shutting down "due to its inability to secure additional financing."
Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades What?