Max Gall

A person that has a 60% or lower attendance on school work.

Person #1: yo man what was your attendance percentage again?
Person #2: 60%

Person #1: Seriously man? Wow you are such a Max Gall.

Max Conklin

The act of shoving two or more Slim Jims up someone’s pp hole.

Ima Max Conklin this pack of slim Jim’s up my dogs dick.

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Max Payne

1. noun. Uber-cop who can kill people in super-duper-slow-motion.

2. verb. The act of performing a task of heroic proportoins against apparently insurmountable odds.

Whew! I totally Max Payne-d that girl's home phone number!

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dirty max

it is when a man named max eats your butt and runs you over with a tractor

friend: omg have you met Max
You:no i dont want to he did a dirty max to my dad

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max bliss

A vacation taken or purchases made using money collected via a scam on a crowd-funding site.

I took my donations and enjoyed a max bliss on the coast.

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max

Fugly ass boy, who is weird and is nerdy and has no friends and no one luvs him and derp.

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person:Max why are you so lonely ?
Max: idk, maybe cause that carrot sitting ova dere

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Max

Doing fuck all while at work

I'm doing a max today.

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