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Moist yute

Moist yute moist youte/ moist guy
: describes a cringe-inducing individual. One to potentially be naive or just clearly unaware of an underlying plumb-like essence to themselves as a person or in a specific context.

Upbringing can play a role in the word being used harshly to diminish one’s reputation as simply a yute youth - not adult. In that context, the word is used more time to hurt one’s rep innit?

Can be used in a number of other instances however:
“Bro don’t bring jimmy round the bando no more”
“…why?””-cos. my mans a moist yute! ”
Or
“Omggg baddie ting just gave me the look might have to approach.. but first, let me back out the Armani monogram branded MAN side pouch/messenger travel sack™️. Btw bro can i borrow your snakeskin BB Simon swarovski crystal encrusted belt? ”
“NO! … this moist yute. And stop over describing the garments bruv ”

Bros a moist yute, saw his yard, lowkey a nurturing environment “

by gorillafriedchicken March 25, 2023


Moist glove

When you jerk off with every liquid in you house with a glove

I just moist gloves with orange juice

by Bemining December 13, 2018


The Moist Sock

where you put you feet in the toilet whilst wearing socks, then you take the sock of and smack a woman's bathing suit area, the water will turn her on and give her "the time of her life" whilst giving her a pain unimaginable

my man is so good in the bedroom, he hits me with the moist sock, i'm a little sore now though

by daddys_toes May 10, 2018


moist martin

When you lick your finger and stick it in a persons nose, similar to a wet willy.

I gave him a moist martin!

by Someguywhomadeathing September 3, 2018


Moist Resolution

When a female becomes wet whilst watching the "Watermelon Sugar" music video by Harry Styles.

Background: I was watching the watermelon sugar video when I realized that it was all about eating pussy and not just about eating watermelon super aggressively. And the kicker is, I don't even like watermelon.

"Hey, bro my bitch came to a moist resolution whilst listening to Watermelon Sugar"

by AmySueDew July 25, 2021


Moist Coiler

Taking a shit in the shower.

My stomach started rumbling half-way through my shower. I didn't want to get out then start the shower over so I just dropped a Moist Coiler right next to the drain.

by Tommie Tank July 21, 2022


Moist treacle

Another name to describe jail-bait, between adolescent males.

(liam) "oh craig, that girl there is proper fit aint she?''

(craig) ''what ya talking about, thats obviously MOIST TREACLE''

by GiggleCum January 4, 2012