your mother

the fatest thing that is to heavy to lift up your mother also eats a lot of deez nuts

your mother enjoyed deez nuts last night

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Your mother

What a lot of people consider a 'haha funny joke' nowadays. Anything for the kids nowadays, am I right?

Person: So, what'd you do last night
Other person: Your mother
Person: wow, so funny haha

Mothered vagina

Well used

"Hey Billy, that excavator is one mothered vagina"

mother earth

A giant floating rock that lost its value after humans came into existence.

Mother Earth will die a slow, painful death.

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double mother

Formerly known as a single mother, the double mother does the job of two parents simultaneously : childcare, housework, cooking, working to earn enough to support the family, help with homework and teaching how to climb trees & build campfires.

A double mother is a strong and fabulous person.

She does a sterling job on her own, that dear double mother of little Harry.

Thomas' double mother has worked so hard to get on in her career - she really deserved that promotion!

Double-motherhood is exhausting my neighbour, so I'm babysitting her kids tonight because she really needs a good night out.

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mother hugger

its like mother f*****, but it's a bad word, you can't get in trouble.

someone is pissing you off and then you can say "Stupid mother hugger" or something like that.

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Mother Bitch

The most bitchy person in the room. The mother of all bitches.

I am mother bitch today.

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