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A ratchet hoe with mascara running down her face from fake crying
Chantelliqua is such a panda bitch she always gets her way by tears
To have contrastingly untanned skin around one's eyes as opposed to the tan on the rest of one's face (usually caused due to regular use of sunglasses or swim goggles) hence the name inverse panda.
Jemma : how did you manage the inverse panda?
Josie : well you can't have it all, i love swimming!!
being stupid, cute, and innocent (or often pretending to be) to make up for your inability to fend for yourself and/or lack of meaningful contributions in life, with the hopes that other people will love and support you out of pity. it's just like real pandas. literally the whole species is useless but they're only alive because "uwu cute"
he can't drive or do taxes, but everyone's happy to support him because he acts like he can't do anything wrong. he's forced to rely on the panda strategy for his survival.
Me: Hey let's go to Tokyo Express! It's sketchy as balls, but delicious.
Steve: Yeah bro! My $5 can get me chicken teriyake, rice, carrots, shrimp sauce, an egg roll, and my fortune told by a cookie.
Me: That place is definitely run by hood pandas
hey man i was on tik tok and found this lady who can fart really loud her name is the gassy panda because of how loud her farts are
A term to describe the world after the COVID19 pandemic. Probably offensive. See pre-panda.
This is the first time I have hi-fived a stranger post-panda.
A big, burly, mixed race, gay man that eats ass in exchange for sugary treats.
I think my dad is a candy panda. No. I know my dad is a candy panda.