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Derived from pearl necklaceA load of ejaculate shot on the face of a supine person that pools over only one eye. see also pearl monocle
After receiving the pearl eye patch, she was angry that I made pirate noises and didn't have any Visine.
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When a girls vagina is so nasty you would rather eat out a kangaroos shitty asshole, and then let the kangaroo punch you in you in your unprotected testies.
xzavier: Dude, Linda your pussy looks like a cambodian cabbage patch.
Linda: What did you say
xzavier: Nothing, I can work through it
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Brave person who undertakes the task of trimming the overgrown pubic hair region of a female that has gone without attention to detail of a coifed pussy.
A snatch patch trimmer uses sizzors, razzors, hedge clippers, and other necessary cutting tools to style or remove completely the hair on the pussy. Ladyscaping for females as Manscaping for males.
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Term made for when a girl or guy misses a patch of pubic hair when they are shaving and it's just sitting there... pissing you off.
Boy: So i was with my girlfriend last night and i was just about to go down on her when i noticed a bunny patch and just stopped.
Girl: I was giving my boyfriend head when his bunny patch tickled my nose and i just got disgusted.
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a gay person that work on a boat
poo patch pirate is a man doing his mate up the ass
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Fat person who has arms and elbows that resemble that of a cabbage patch kid dolls.
Ew, that bitch got cabbage patch arms!
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Extremely cute face..that is accompanied by a chill walk.
Dot...you have a cabbage patch face. Better get on that BC
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