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Santa Clarita, officially the City of Santa Clarita, is the third largest city in Los Angeles County, California, and the seventeenth largest in the state of California. The city has annexed a number of unincorporated areas, contributing to the large population increase. It is located about 35 miles (56 km) northwest of downtown Los Angeles, and occupies most of the Santa Clarita Valley. It is a notable example of a U.S. edge city or boomburb. Santa Clarita was ranked by Money magazine in 2006 as 18th of the top 100 places to live.
Santa Clarita was incorporated in December 1987 as the union of four unincorporated communities, Canyon Country, Newhall, Saugus, and Valencia, all of which are situated on the land of the former Rancho San Francisco.12 The four communities retain separate identities, and it is common for residents to refer to a specific neighborhood when asked where they are from. Santa Clarita is bounded on the west by the Golden State Freeway (I-5). The Antelope Valley Freeway (SR-14) runs northeast-southwest through an irregular east border, and the Newhall Pass is the city's southernmost point.
Santa Clarita is often associated with the Six Flags Magic Mountain amusement park, though the park is located just outside the city limits, and the California Institute of the Arts (CalArts), located in Valencia.
Santa Clarita is a wonderful place to live
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A collection of artist from the inland empire dedicated to the making of non-damaging, non-illegal public art.
cobraRed: Hey Juevos, let's go do some Santa's Sweatshop with chalk spray paint!
Juevos: Forshizle!
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Sucking the joy out a given area of interest, effectively damaging or destroying any related hopes and dreams.
It is named for the feeling you get when, as a child, you are told that Santa doesn't exist. Thus, killing Santa.
Guy 1: "You know, Taco Bell's meat isn't REALLY 80% beef"
Guy 2: "Way to kill Santa, guy"
Guy 1: "You know no girl is ever going to like you"
Guy 2: "You know you're killing Santa for me, right?"
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A decoration that often is apparent during the Christmas holidays. The shape of this wild Santa often resembles the shape of a penis.
Child
Mom why are all those dildos on the window?
Mother
Why you little ass dove those aret dildos they are penis santas!
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When a guy goes down on a girl with a yeast infection, and after she cums his mouth and chin are covered with white lumpy discharge.
I heard Antoinette gave him a Santa's beard.
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After blowing a load on your partners face, use you dick to smear the load over the cheeks, chin, and upper lip area. The resultant smearing should resemble that classic white beard the jolly man is known for.
Last night Becky wouldn't swallow my load, so I blew it on her face and gave her an unsatisfied santa.
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A city located in north Los Angeles County. It is located near the Kern and Ventura County borders. It is located about 45 minutes of Downtown Los Angeles. It is home to 5 school districts and about 60 public schools. The major school districts are : William S Hart Union HIgh School District, Saugus Union SD, Newhall SD, Castaic Union SD,and Sulphur Springs SD. It a primarily white and christian suburb, however, there is a wide mix of cultures. It is home to the Valencia Town Center, a large mall. It has been named one of the safest places to live for many years and one of the best 50 places in America to live. The city is planning to get a minor league baseball team in 2007. It is home to 2 colleges, the Masters College and College of the Canyons. There are four divisions of Santa Clarita. They are Saugus, Newhall, Valencia, and Canyon Country. Contrary to most peoples belief, two divisions, Stevenson Ranch and Castaic are unincorporated. It is pretty much the best place ever.
Santa Clarita rocks your face.
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