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A Picnic Table Shirt are shirts worn by guys at many bars & clubs around the world. The reason they are called Picnic Table Shirts is because they look very similar to how a picnic table cloth looks. Anything Plaid or Flannel qualifies as a picnic table shirt. They come in short sleeve and long sleeve button downs. Try to avoid this awful current trend.
These Guys often wear very tight skinny jeans that are tighter then anything your girlfriend would wear.
When at a club or bar hanging out with friends you will notice a group of guys wearing the same kind of shirts similar to the kind of shirts you would see on a picnic table cloth.
One of your friends will go is that Paul Bunyan? Your next friend will go I don't think they are lumberjacks. Then you'll reply that they are wearing a picnic table shirt.
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one who exudes the art of being completely anal retentive and overly organized; paying close attention to detail to the point of being painfully uptight.
Jordan's revenue figures for March were presented in typical stuffed shirt fashion; complete with a color coded chart. Yellow is projected, green is actual red indicates the project had been completed.
Jordan Gilbert is a stuffed shirt.
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1. To bullshit, especially when one does not know anything about what one is speaking about.
2. To make a "brain fart," as it were; i.e. forgetting momentarily that Abe Lincoln was assassinated and thinking he died of a bone disease.
1. "Did you know that 83% of Americans can't find the U.S. on a world map?"
"Dude, you're totally poopin' your shirt!"
2. "He's not from England, he's from Britain!"
"You always poop your shirt like that, asshole!"
On Fridays you wear a shirt which you bought at a thrift store like Value Village and wear it every Friday without washing it until it is unwearable in which case you buy another.
Justin: That shirt looks terrible it must be Dirt Shirt Friday.
Nick: Nah man his family is just poor.
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Name given to the disposable toilet seat covers, as often found in public restrooms. With center ring removed, they make an excellent "half-tee" and will help prevent sunburn on your shoulders. Often readily available at outdoor concerts and are very affordable.
" ... looks like it's gonna be a hot day at the park today, better grab some texas t-shirts while we're gettin' beer at the quickie mart ... "
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Belly shirt season is the single most best season of the year. It occurs around summer/spring time. The best and most respected part of this season isn't the weather, however; it is the women. Women around this time wear shirts also known as crop tops. Women who are fit and attractive really are the stars of this season unless you are a chubby chaser which is fine too. But the main ideal preferred women in a belly shirt has little fat and a perfect tummy that really turns men on sexually. Belly shirt season mainly occurs in summer/ spring time because it is too cold in the winter to wear this kind of apparel.
"Oh gee golly, belly shirt season is going to be yummy as fuck this year."
This shirt is a particular piece of clothing worn by Benedict Cumberbatch's adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. The shirt is a piece that looks particularly good on him, leading many of the fandom to believe it's his "pulling" shirt - ergo; when he wears it when he wants/ is likely to get sex (usually from/ with his friend John Watson).
"Look, it's the Purple Shirt of Sex! Watson's totally checking him out."
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