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Snake paul is a person who lies and is very similar to the youtube star Jake Paul. If you lie, cheat, backstab, hate, and you’re bossy you’re a snake paul/you are snake paul.
“Ugh, he is such a snake paul.”
“Omg, she is snake paul.”
“How could you lie to me! You’re such a snake paul!”
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A visible (and quite lengthy) bulge in the trousers, commonly found in aroused men.
Did you see Dick over in that chair? He's got quite a trowser snake going about him.
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To masturbate or to jack somebody off.
Gotta go shake the snake because I just saw big boobs!!
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To have an erection in public that is completely unnoticed before it eventually passes. Named after the video game character of the same name, who is known for stealth.
"Dude, I just had a Solid Snake while I was talking to Mary."
"Ew, why are you telling me this?"
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the nemisis of skiers and boarders the world over. Snowsnakes tend to like to warm them shelves on steep snow-covered slopes. Their white color makes them impossible to see while skiing or boarding. Often the cause for unxplained wipe outs.
dude1: Man, that was a killer wipe out!
dude2: Yeah, must have hit a fucking snow snake!
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A shady, conniving person who could strike at anytime without warning. Similar to a gorilla in the mist.
Mary: "I've had enough of your insensitivity! I'm leaving!"
Larry: "Hey, quit blocking the TV!"
Mary: "I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU ASSHOLE!!!"
Larry: "So what? Oh damn, did you see that catch T.O. just made? Un-be-fucking-lievable!"
Mary: "I think I'm going to start seeing Fred, from the office. He's a real gentleman and can fulfill my needs, unlike YOU!"
Larry: "Whatever, bitch. That guy's a real snake in the grass, don't waste your time. It's halftime...get over here and hop on my johnson."
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A Bear-Snake is a bear (the animal of the Ursidae family) lacking both arms and both legs, creating a fuzzy snake-like creature. These limbs could be lost in a freak bear accident or the bear could have simply been born without them. This term can be taken literally, or a human could be referred to as a bear-snake if he/she is acting or saying things that perhaps a bear without limbs might do/say. Also, the word "bear" in the phrase could be replaced with another thing, if one were to encounter an object lacking the usual number of limbs. "Bear-Snake" is a versatile word, and is open to many different interpretations.
It is important to note that, while the meaning of this term changes based on context, the vocal inflections of the hyphenated words always remain as such: the word "bear" is spoken in the upper register, then the pitch decreases when the speaker says "snake". A veteran of the word "bear-snake" would increase pitch DURING the initial "bear", then decrease pitch whilst saying "snake" (creating a mountain-shaped pitch vs. time graph). The general idea is that the phrase is said in a sing-song fashion.
"Bear-Snake!"
"Hey Kaitlin, without legs, your bear keychain more closely resembles a bear-snake."
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