Swan Song

The act of break up sex accompanied by a snappy finishing line of dialogue. Typically elevated by angry music, lots of mirrors and recording the act to relive the sweaty angry event at a later date.

Forest: ...And then I ended our relationship with an epic Swan Song, Finishing I yelled “KACAW!”
Ian: Why are we friends?

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whale song

The screaming noises that a fat mama in the ghetto makes when something bad happens to a member of her family.

Shaniqua's mom was singing the whale song when Tyrone got shot by the cops.

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Thong Song

1) The story that women tell about the reason the wear a thong versus regular panties because it feels better and sexier, eventhough everyone knows it is because their butts are too huge and regular panties always crackigate on them.
2) A woman's constant complaining about her ass being to big and that she needs to do something about it, but never does.

1) I wish Sarah would stop sining her thong song and admit the french cut she bought last time didn't fit right.

2) Stop singing your thong song and go to the gym.

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Cup Song

A song that deserves crazy club-like dancing while holding the stereotypical red beer cup to make one look cool and awesome while they dance, whether or not one even has anything in the cup or is drinking out of the cup which is purely for show.

Hey Jenna, let's dance to this awesome dubstep with our stereotypical red beer cups- this definitely qualifies as cup song.

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Hunting Song

Hunting is going on,

we are a part of the wilderness.

Hunting is going on,

only the fast will survive.

Hunting is going on,

we are a part of the wilderness.

Hunting is going on,

only the fast will survive.

In the forest we prowl,

hard searching for deers.

Hunger croaks in our stomachs,

our eyes like the wolves.

We run after meat as the possessed,

and we kill without pity.

We rejoice and we laugh when the deer falls,

hunting's more than killing for the food.

Away they will not get, those four legged,

not even the smallest one.

We live in the forest here only fast ones live,

only strongest will survive.

We run after meat as the possessed,

and we kill without pity.

We rejoice and we laugh when the deer falls,

hunting's more than killing for the food.

The Hunting Song

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Christmas Song

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This is a good Christmas Song you should watch it! ;)

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cereal song

a song that some might call a "soft" song such as a love song or something in there.
you can always say this when you actually just want to listen to it in front of everyone when they call you gay or something in particular.
you just want to zone/mellow out and listen to a frekn song without you someone judging you as if you woke up in the morning and your eating cereal and you feel like listening to a tune.

steve: "OMG dude wtf are you listening to??? You pussy!!!!"

bob: "Dude... calm down... its a cereal song. So I like listening to Poison and Coldplay... it... takes me away is all >.>."

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