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Dispenser. What does he dispense? Awkward situations. A strange & scrawny mf. Can't talk to people. Wacks himself to a picture of a girls hand. Gets turned on by about everything. Lives in his basement and doesn't see what's the problem with it. Had his life saved by a suspicious old man when he was 9 and that's the last physical contact he hasn't had to force. Smells like a gym bag. Generally just a fucking stinky guy. Will never ever be like his older sister- too weird and socially awkward.
Spencer: Hgh... I love... love... LOVE crime novels...
Iris: i will beat you to death
One of the retards has crazy thoughts and is a scary human at times has severe anger issues
Someone who can't keep a relationship with anyone or anything.
I wish I was like Spencer.
Just a really astro type of physicist and a dashingly handsome taco daddy who loves a good food delivery.
Wow, my food got here so fast, it must have been delivered by a Spencer.
He’s a mans man he don’t give two flying fucks about what you have to say yo mama has to say obama has to say or obama’s kids have to say and he’s constantly getting that pussy no matter what and on a constant grind to get swole and shi he’s obviously the coolest person in the room and his name should be chad at this point because he’s sic as fuck and listens to slipknot and other metal bands
Not spencer: god damn spencer is fucking op
Also not spencer: ikr he probably gets so much pussy i wish i was more like spencer
A Tupac enthusiast. Looks slightly like Severus Snape. Enjoys spending a lot of money on shoes. Big stair guy.
Word of advice: do not mention haircuts in any way, shape, or form
The Spencer will become enraged
Mandy: hey Spencer did you get a haircut?
Spencer: AJSJEIEJSNDJ YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE
the best person to exist. expressive, has quite the humor, and has amazing sense of style. accepting and supportive of most natures, understanding and sweet to the ones they adore (romantically). easy to vibe with, hella blunt and just a great person to converse with. and if their last name ends in a color too.. u’ll fall in love. so beautiful. loads of people fall for them that ur a lucky star if they fall for u too <3.
simp #1: spencer is so perfect. i love spencer.
simp #2: they’re the best.