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Eye Spiders

When one finds that they have something in their eye that is not a visible problem. Usually feels like an insect or fuzz.

*Klair rubs eye*
Grandpa: 'What's wrong?'
Klair: Nothin, somethings in my eye.'
Grandpa: What is it?
Klair: I dunno...Probably those dang Eye Spiders.

by Booboopuppyandkittydoitsideways May 14, 2007

10πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Butt Spiders

Another term for an itchy sphincter. Can be caused by remaining "butt particles" i.e. failure to clean properly or by the onset of hemorhoids. May also be caused by sand, dirt, etc. in underwear.

After sitting at the beach for hours, she felt like she had butt spiders making a nest on her bunghole.

by wifflebird April 23, 2008

12πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Despacito Spider

Is a sexy roblox spider that says "Despacito"

Roblox Despacito Spider is sexy

by Russianvodkaslav May 19, 2019

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Spider Webbing

blowing a wad inside a woman's ass and making her fart.

Spider Webbing doesn't really need a definition does it?

by Deliciousnessoverhere January 29, 2011

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


spider on the wall

Closely related to fly on the wall.

In party positions, someone who would be considered a fly on the wall except they are less concerned with the situation at hand, and more concerned with finding any fly on the wall. A spider on the wall's intent could be for benefit, malice, or curiosity.

The more aggressive, attentive or insightful fly on the wall of flies on walls.

Sometimes, one who moves about a party trying to pick up someone who is hardly talking or interacting with anyone.

Synonyms: A wallmower in relation to a wallflower.

Similar to spider on the ceiling, and a toad on the lilly pad.

"She was just sitting there, listening to everything we said, and pretty soon someone was going to notice, so i silently left and sat near her until she got uncomfortable and left the room. Should I follow after her? I guess I'm the spider on the wall."

by ?0~ August 21, 2008

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Spider Butt

A girl's butt which appears large or shaped like a spider's rear end. Looks like the abdomen (butt) of a spider

John: That girl has a huge ass!
Edwin: yeah, that's a spider butt.

by Charlie Cash October 8, 2008

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


spider farmer

1. A complete, total and somewhat creepy freak. They impart the mental image of someone lying down in their basement pre chewing bugs to feed one of the hundreds of spiders they keep as pets.

2. One who reminds you of a safe, benign version of Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb from Silence of the Lambs, The (1991) - particularly in his collection of moths

3. A loser who rarely sees the light of day working on Rube Goldberg contraptions.

He’s a loser in a really odd way - there is just something really weird about that guy, he really is a spider farmer.

by finnadat May 24, 2004

11πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž