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Tarnished Sword

When a man's penis is covered in blood

Last night, she said it didn't matter and gave me a tarnished sword

by IsaacTheJames March 11, 2024


King of Swords

A transgender woman who enjoys sexually dominating people who identify as being Queen of Swords (or Queens of the Sword if you want to make it sound fancy) using her massive girldick. Despite being called a king this is not denoting someone of the male gender, simply someone who takes a cucking role in this dynamic.

See also:
Jack of Swords

Hotwife: I finally found a King of Swords to destroy my pussy with her thick, soft girl cock! Isn't that great honey?
Cuck: Mhmmm, can I please watch? I promise I'll donate to the Trevor Project after I'm done like a good little ally.

by Aelwen April 30, 2024


special sword fight

Where 2 men grab their erect penises and hit them against each other, similar to how roman’s used to fight with swords back in the days.

Hey man, do you want to go to my room to have a special sword fight?

by idonthaveananefoeme June 15, 2022


Swords-man

When you doggy-style someone you yell "look a man" when she gets distracted you poke her with your dick on her forehead then stick a sword through her throat. Meanwhile she's deepthroating the sword you call her mother and ask for spanking and $21.

oh man, wanna go to the cinnema? I can use my money that i got while doing the Swords-man.

by Oh man oh boy oh girl nice tit November 15, 2017


Uni-Shark Horn Sword

The sword that KA_TheLegend uses to fight off monsters, and bad guys. it shoots out rainbows, and its the Uni-Shark's extra horn, that can never break. and its rainbow colored.

You better watch out, KA_TheLegend is using his Uni-Shark Horn Sword!!

by KA_TheLegend April 24, 2017


Sword husband

An attractive mature male who exudes sex appeal, usually with shoulder length brown hair, the likes of which are seen in the characters like Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings saga and Sirius Black in the Harry Potter series. He is masculine, protective, scruffy, grimy, rough and an unattainable sexual fantasy.

I need a sword husband like Aragorn.

Did you see Sirius Black in Harry Potter he is such a sword husband.

If he was my sword husband he could ride me like a knight on a horse anytime.

by wordporn666 January 28, 2022


sword huffler

someone that shuffles words and uses spoonerism. waw, He/She/They is such a Sword Huffler, I hate it but I can't control my laugh.

fun fact: the Dutch word is 'Huivelaar'

shall we Pake Banncakes later?? - damn you're such a Sword huffler..

by Flombo September 23, 2022