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Eating a creampie off of someones underwear.
After he was cuckled, we made him "lick the paper towel"
A large clean towel that you carry with you while strolling the beach, and then drape around the shoulders of any cute chicks whom you meet prior to giving them a hug, so that you don't hafta endure any disgusting yucky-sticky skin-to-skin contact with sweaty/oily arms, necks, chests, backs, and shoulders during said embraces.
I find that bathing beauties are much more willing to give me a hug when I bring along an embracing-towel; I even occasionally receive a warm-hearted compliment from da chick for my being "such a perfect gentleman" to think considerately of her like that.
just one of many expressions used to describe a tampon. Originates from the word flange that refers to a less than appealing vagina.
Anyone got a spare flangeeta towel? I got the painters in...
a sex position, where the man hangs the girl by a towel from the ceiling and puts tea into her vagina. then waits underneath for it to drip out
"dayum girl, im thirsty, you wanna towel tea?"
a code word only cool people can use for saying they are taking a shit
Valerie - I’m currently buying towels at ross
Carolina - same ;)
A person who keeps using other people towels to dry his/her nasty body.
Friend: Hey, what's that guy like?
Me: He's smart and charming but his a toweller.
Friend: oh yuck!
The usage of a Tea Towel To dry out the recievers anal passage and dry off the givers penis. then perform the act of anal sex without any lubrication.
Tea towel method: Getting a tea towel and drying out the anal passage and penis before anal sex