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Voice for the voiceless

A special level of lolcow only attained through successive demonstrations of the follow traits: inability to sustain any healthy relationships, verbal diarrhea, appallingly crass & offensive insults, bigotry, self pity, and repeated failures to take responsibility for self, abuser of the elderly and infirm.

I wanted to chat in the live, but voice for the voiceless was there.

by AL Buffoon November 6, 2023


chills voice

The voice of the famous channel Chills and the voice used in the “burger king foot lettuce” meme

Number 15, Burger King foot lettuce”, he said in the chills voice

by Thank me latter May 25, 2023


Morgan freeman's voice

When you're hoping for something, but the reality is radically different, Morgan Freeman's voice comes down from heaven to tell it like it is

"I sure hope the kids did their chores."
Morgan Freeman's voice: the kids did not do their chores

by Dehydratedninja March 3, 2023


Period Voice

Well, during menstruation hormonal shifts cause the cords to become edematous (swollen). This inflammation occurs just prior to the actual onset of your cycle due to increased blood supply to the larynx, causing menstrual dysphonia, an impairment of the voice. It is evidenced by hoarseness, laryngitis, vocal fatigue, less vocal control or just problems hitting high notes.

Yo, so I gotta audition but I just started bleeding and I got period voice, so this will be a shit show.

Teacher: You seem to be a little hoarse and fatigued, is it that time of the month?

Student: Yess.. My period voice is in full swing.

*practices and sounds like crap* DAMN YOU PERIOD VOICE.

by V.T. Coloratura January 26, 2018


Bearded voice

A voice so soothingly masculine it has a beard

“Hey did you hear the new Amon Amarth album?”

“Yeah, that man’s voice has a beard”

“A bearded voice indeed.”

“Silence, brit.”

by Ceasze August 5, 2020


Poorly voice

Hugely irritating, barely audible voice, intended to convey that the user really is terribly poorly. Slightly nasal.

Purveyor of poorly voice: *sighhhhmmmttlrghhhh*
Victim of poorly voice: "ARGHHHHHH TALK PROPERLY YOU IMBECILE!!!"

by Ermer Werd March 28, 2024


voice-tutorial

when you're describing how to do something to your bestfriend over the phone because she is confused with life itself.

"WOW... thanks for the voice-tutorial bestie!!!"

by lyssaalatto December 30, 2019