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A willy which is cleverly disguised as a sofa/settee/arm chair. It can be a perticularly hairy sofa willy for detail.
Imagine a typical willy shape which would be drawn on a school desk. Put two circles on in the middle of each bollock. Add a stump at the bottom of each bollock to make the feet of the arm chair. Add other details such as material on the back part of it. You now have a Sofa Willy.
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What Bruce Willis would be if he was a bird.
"When we went hunting, I brought my ALPHA DOG to retrieve the Goose Willis."
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An Extreme Form of Brown Nosing
Bob's playing "Touch Willy" with the boss
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A variant of wet willy, combining the best aspects of Pop Rocks and wet willys. The person licks or spits on their finger, and then dips it into the Pop Rocks bag coating the finger tip with a layer of Pop Rocks. Then the attacker sticks this finger into the victim's ear canal and twists. The key is to have ample saliva on the finger such that the Pop Rocks start popping right next to the ear drum!
1. (noun) He thought himself a pimp for pulling off a Pop willy against Nahir.
2. (verbified!) Damn!! he just Pop willy'd yo ass!
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When (mainly males) (unless you be a tranny) are totally naked and do circle movements with their hips so that they get their genitalia swinging round and round in almost-perfect circles. This action is usually done in front of a mirror: it can be very entertaining for guys ya know.
Guy1: Dude, you know that film 'Bruno'?
Guy2: like, who doesn't?
Guy1: yeah, i love the part where he flops his cock out and starts willy wanging.
Guy2: are you bent?
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The greatest thing to ever grace this planet with his magesty. He is the chosen one, and will rule the cosmos... and chocolate.
Corey willis is the smartiest thingie to ever live.
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The most wonderful person ever to exist
Person 1: Man i am so lame, I wish i was Willy Gansa
Person 2: Yeah, me too
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