she succ me

A term commonly used when describing oral pleasure given to a male.

Me: What happened with that girl last night?
Santiago: She succ me
Me: that's a lie and we both know it you're a flaming homosexual

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that's what she said

The most versatile joke on Earth.

"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."

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how's she cutting?

northern irish farmer talk for how's it going

A:yeo bai how's she cutting?
B:aw like a new blade lawd

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she got cake

Man she got a fat ass

Man my girlfriend she got cake

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She’s Just a Friend

What Adrien calls the love of his life (Marinette) but is too stupid to realize that he the love of his life which is Ladybug is Marinette and is right in front of him!

Plagg: You’re supposed to be in love with Ladybug and you DITCH Kagami to go after Marinette?
Adrien: Me, going after Marinette? No, SHE’S JUST A FRIEND.

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She belongs to the streets

Someone ( usually a female ) who is very promiscuous. Can also be applied to women that sell Onlyfans and/or any other type of sex work content via the internet.

Timothy: Yo bro, I want to ask that girl Charlene from my Civics class out on a date. Should?
James: Naw bro, dont do it. She has n onlyfans account and everybody on the internet has seen her body
Timothy: Oh damn. So she belongs to the streets. Thanks for letting me know.
James: Of course! You're my boy! Gotta look out for you!

She got potential

When a person looks at another (usually female) person that's younger or that's underage.

Fella 1: bro, "I went to Six Flags yesterday."

Fella 2: "Nice, show me a pic."

Fella 1: " Here's me, and that's my sister."

Fella 2: " Damn, she got potential."

Fella 1: " What the fuck!"

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