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The law known as the "Naysayer Bullshit Statistic" means that at least 50% of people with a highly negative view of something are poorly informed about it, haven't tried it to its full potential or are just plain making stuff up to satisfy their bias opinion regardless of whether they know they're wrong or not.
Person who hasn't tried Stereo-3D: "3D is a fad"
Person with common sense: "You sir, fall into the Naysayer Bullshit Statistic"
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'Silly Bullshit Drama', it is the centre of all immature conversation, where one creates a series of 'he said, she said' nonsense which often leads to arguments, bitching and sometimes fighting. This technique of socialisation often occurs in groups of young teenage females but if introduced to males the concept is soon adopted and adhered to.
The saying originates from Middlesbrough England, from a friend circle who refer to themselves as the 'sesh pirates'.
Person 1: OH MY GOD! You will never guess what this person said about you this morning.
Person 2: Go on..
Person 1: I'll tell you later.
Person 2: Behave with your 'silly bullshit drama'
1. to call one out on a complete flasehood
2. an expression of distaste or aggrivation
3. to have found something at odds with a generally accepted truth
1. "i am the coolest person in the world"
"i call bullshit"
2. "we've got a 15 page paper due tommarow boyo, and it has to be written entirely in sanskrit"
"i call bullshit"
3. "george w. bush is a great president"
"i call bullshit"
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I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.
Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.
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An American war game phrase that refers to the common Bullshit encountered on Call of Duty, an American Sensation.
Call of Duty Bullshit can cause the repeated use of curse words such as fuck, bitch, queer, pussy, noob, along with others. It has also been related to holes in walls caused by controllers being thrown. It can also cause the banning of your xbox account for harassing the other players.
Adj./Noun
All of this can be yours for a low price of $60!
(Not including the ridiculously priced map packs)
"Dude it's just the normal Call of Duty Bullshit."
1.) When you knife the other person but the game believes you didn't.
2.) You are killed by a noobtubing flamer, just when you are about to get a kill streak.
3.) When you shoot someone a million times because they have painkiller and just turn around and kill you.
4.) When a person falls into last stand and shoots you once and you die.
5.) When you are on the edge of a kill streak, which is ruined by an enemy helicopter or harrier which kills you at least 5 times.
6.) When a bunch of assholes on the other team flash/stun you at least five times before they proceed to spray the shit out of you.
7.) Tactical Nuke.
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A Phrase used When something isn't Right or Has Gone wrong
Best Used With "Thats Some"
Kev:"Damn Dev!" Your Girlfriend Cheated on you!?
Dev:Yea she Did. Whore...
Kev:"Thats Some Baby Back BullShit!"
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This is a term used by pornhub it is basically for any of the ads on the top of the videos saying that you don’t have to sign up to go on this other website and ... it’s not bullshit
“Horny moms in your area no sign up no bullshit”
“Wow I’m convinced... wait mom! Why are you the first one on this site!!”
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