Thunder Punch

A fucking MAGICAL drink created by Justin L. Only available at Taco Bell. You know its Thunder Punch when its a clear-ish grey. It taste like fucking Jesus.

RECIPE:

- 2/5 Sierra Mist
- 2/5 Baja Blast Mountain Dew
- 1/5 Pink Lemonade

Justin: Hey, let's go to Taco Bell and get some fucking THUNDER PUNCH!
Devin: FUCK YEAH! I wanna fucking Thunder Punch a baby! Then fuck its mom's brains out!
Justin: Fuck Yeah! Let's go.
Bill Clinton: Drink Thunder Punch! It's fucking delicious!

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Thunder thighs

When a person's thighs are so large, they clap like thunder.

Did you see that girl's hips? Damn she's got some thunder thighs.

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Silver Thunder

When one is banging a chick from behind in the ass. and right when you are about to cum you pull out and ram it in her cunt so they cum as they do the first push it feels like liquid lightning as you shove it in.

One night, I was feeling funny and Tried the old Silver Thunder, and my chick screamed as she felt the hot love juices hit those spots.

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Rolling Thunder

When multiple white guys run a train over a small Asian girl, while blaring “Fortunate Son” in the background. Platoon can also be played in the background if needed.

“Hey man, how was your weekend?”

“Great! We had a Rolling Thunder party at Andrew’s place”

“You lucky bastard, I love Fortunate Son!”

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thunder-cunt

1. a girl who us so much of a prude that her fun parts have an electrified security system.

2. an uptight bitch

"she's such a f@ckin' thunder-cunt. I spent like 300 bucks on that date and all I got was a goodnight kiss."

"every time I see that thunder-cunt It makes me wanna slap 'da ho"

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thunder clap

The sound of a chick's tits clapping together when she rides you violently. Most common with full breasted women.

My girl was riding me so hard last night the sound of her 34DDD tits thunder clapping together was so hot I just had to get a handfull.

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Thunder Thighs

When a girl has enormous thighs that make you waddle when you walk.They rub up against each other and make a slapping noise when walking

Damn that girl Krystin got some thunder thighs on her.

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