piss biscuit

An alternative name for a urinal cake

I just left the bathroom and dick-sniped a pubic hair off of a piss biscuit..

Piss Biscuit

An entirely demoralizing, demeaning term used primarily by meth-heads and the homeless species to describe a females reproductive organ; vagina; cunt; squack; beaver; ham wallet; beef curtain etc.

“Pop open them legs and let’s get a whiff of that Piss Biscuit before my manager kicks us off the Frazzle machines”

monkey biscuit

slang word for the butthole.

i will dropkick a watermelon directly into ur monkey biscuit.

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biscuit lip

Noun: Derogatory statement for black people, especially those with large lips.

What was the name of that shrimp boatin’ biscuit lip in Forrest Gump?

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Bad biscuit

A bad biscuit is considered to be a bad bitch, or a bad biscuit. Michael if you see this, you are a bad biscuit love you bubby!!

“Be a part of the bad biscuit club”

“You are a bad biscuit”

“We are bad biscuits”

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Whiffle Biscuit

What Tiggers get high on.

Tigger was super high on whiffle biscuits last time we saw him, thus it explains why he bounces around so much.

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Bermuda Biscuit

The Bermuda Biscuit is a rite of initiation where a minimum of 5 men gather around a woman who is known to have a physically huge vagina opening. An referee signals the beginning of the rite and the five men proceed to masturbate in an effort to ejaculate onto the general area of the woman's vagina. (Depending on how huge the vagina is, this shouldn't be difficult) The last man to finish is then required to "eat out" the woman's vagina - the goal of which is to bring sexual pleasure to the woman. In the process the losing male is subjected to a face full of semen in addition to the daunting task of navigating a huge vagina with his lips and tongue.

"In order to enter our fraternity you must successfully pass through the Bermuda Biscuit."

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