piss biscuit

An alternative name for a urinal cake

I just left the bathroom and dick-sniped a pubic hair off of a piss biscuit..

Biscuit Express

The name of the train you flop your ass to with your one way ticket to the whore house

"Oh look there goes the town whore getting onto the Biscuit Express."

Bad biscuit

A bad biscuit is considered to be a bad bitch, or a bad biscuit. Michael if you see this, you are a bad biscuit love you bubby!!

“Be a part of the bad biscuit club”

“You are a bad biscuit”

“We are bad biscuits”

monkey biscuit

slang word for the butthole.

i will dropkick a watermelon directly into ur monkey biscuit.

hairy biscuit

Another word for a vagina or another way one may describe a hairy vagina.

*Student caught using phone in class*
Teacher: "Give me your phone young lady!"
Student(girl): "Fuck off, you can munch on my hairy biscuit."

biscuit lip

Noun: Derogatory statement for black people, especially those with large lips.

What was the name of that shrimp boatin’ biscuit lip in Forrest Gump?

Whiffle Biscuit

What Tiggers get high on.

Tigger was super high on whiffle biscuits last time we saw him, thus it explains why he bounces around so much.