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To rub one out in a field.
Is that bloke over there polishing the cow? The dirty bugger!
Having your woman jerk you off while your on all fours. Like she's milking a cow. She generally stands next to you, while your on the bed.
Hey Gerald you get any last night?
Yeah my ol lady gave me a cow dicking.
It is basically the same as "have a cow" but much more cow involved. Instead of saying, "Wow....he was so freaked out! He had a cow!" You'd say, "Wow! He was so freaked out! He had a triple cow!"
Still having a cow...but triple that meaning...triple the angst.
This was a common phrase used in the early 80's.
Jared had a triple cow when he gained five pounds and thought his Subway sponsorship was going to be yanked.
Not much is known about him. A mysterious figure in the Black Billabong lore. Used as an insult, but to some it could be a compliment.
“Kevin, you’re such a Bone Cow!”
The God of our world. He created the universe and everything in it. The finest representation of our god is by a follower named William Henry Davis who created a painting featuring long cow's form after he attained moksha. He has preached everywhere in the world because his godly power allows him to. The four gods under him, namely Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Sans and Polish toilet are the ones who brought on the truth to us humans. Long Cow is often confused with Polish Cow who is in reality, an alternate form of Long Cow. Recently, Long Cow has disappeared and was not known to most of mankind after he found out about Dream's music video called "Mask".
Person A: All Hail Long Cow Sama.
Person B: Amen.
1. anyone grazing around the crowd on a dance floor.
2. anyone who is considerably "too fat" to even be on a dance floor.
1. "I bumped into a wood cow last night while I was performing some of my awesome moves."
2. "Someone get a cattle prod and move that wood cow off the floor before it cracks."