Grease my chin

A phrase used to describe gorging oneself on a delectably delicious meal. (most of the time the food consists of artery-clogging scrumptiousness that would not be approved by your cardiologist. Ex: bacon, prime rib, etc)

The farmer looked at his herd of beef cattle and said to himself - "One of you is gonna grease my chin tonight..."

Turkish Grease Cake

A pancake stuffed with a heady concoction of banana and sugar. The Turkish Grease cake is cooked using an inordinate amount of sunflower oil and finished off under the grill which caramelises the sugar like a crude Brule. Eaten by dim witted stoned people of Turkish extraction. In some cultures the Turkish Grease Cake is referred to as a Greco Lard Pattie.

As in 'would you like a Turkish Grease Cake?'-

'no I'm not stoned'

Elbow grease on a hoe

when you meet a girl with a pretty face who is a bit chubby and you start coaching her in nutrition and fitness until she has a hot body to match her life.

Bro I met this girl her face is soooo cute but shes a bit chubby, I dunno if I should date her?! Bro just slap some elbow grease on a hoe and get her in shape than she will love you even more and you got a hot girlfriend win win

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grease monkey

A flaccid penis covered with shit.

After a long night of butt secks, I fell asleep. I awoke the next morning with a grease monkey between my legs.

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crease grease

any sort of vaginal lubricant.

"Gee, your crease grease smells terrific!"

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Jar of Bacon Grease

A jar, can or tube of lubricant used for vaginal or anal sexual intercourse.

Honey, I am just too dry tonight. You won't be able to pound my va jay jay like normal. Don't worry, I got a Jar of Bacon Grease in the nightstand. Now drop them panties and bend over and crack me a smile.

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Pre-baggin Grease

Grease, obtained from the fat under a walrus' scrotum.
Used commonly when Baggin.

I'm gonna go buy some pre-baggin grease for tomorow.

Put the pre-baggin grease on it.