Slick meat

A processed meat Product?, commonly served to jailed inmates that have no choice in the matter, due to it's ability to resemble several types of actual lunch meat, its low cost and high fat content which gives it's name and shiny appearance.a

I would gladly trade my slick meat for a cup of coffee.

meat computer

A way to describe your brain

I'm a bit slow today, I need to reboot the old meat computer

Frick Meat

Frick Meat is a type of seasoned beef so good it makes you orgasm in your mouth.

Hey Bob, have you ever tried Frick Meat? Yeah Sam, I tried your dads last night.

meat harmonica

a vagina, specifically referring to the vagina lips region (a.k.a. her meat sheets)

"I want to play her meat harmonica."

Mighty Meat

Literaly a pizza with only toppings of meat. More losely, a source of sustenance for weary travelers in the Kent area.

1st Scout: I'm really hungry.
2nd Scout: Yeah these onions arn't really filling me up.
3rd Scout: Shall we have a mighty meat?

meat bump

When a man's pants are so tight that you can see the outlining of his penis

A man is squatting and you can see how big or small his penis is aka meat bump

Meat Bitch

1. A female who likes to partake of the meat. Aka. Weiner.

2.A woman covered in large slabs of meat(usually raw).

Lady Gaga is such a meat bitch