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A fake sexual position told to your noisy coworkers when how your weekend went.
"I had a great weekend, Tai did an Oklahoma Oil Well on me after we went to dinner."
The process of cutting open your penis during completion. Thus spilling cum everywhere onto your partner.
Mason: “Last night I gave her a Nevada Oil Spill”
Calvin: ”Shit that must have hurt”
Feelings that you can't get rid of easy.
I have these oil based feelings about her.
The natural flavor of the Triscuit box right beside me.
Mmmmh! Rosemary & olive oil Triscuits! So delicious!
When a girl is giving you head, and when you're about to cum, you make a big deal out of it, but only cum a little, and hold the rest in. When she removes your dick from her mouth and looks at you confused, you cum all over her face.
I gave my girlfriend a Dallas Oil Spill last night. It was funny, but she didn't appreciate it much.
The slobber and jizz on a dude's mug when he is done sucking a dick. (Typically used as an insult to describe a friend's face after they pig-out and have food on their chin, etc.)
Bob's grinning from ear to ear, his ugly mug glistening with Oil of So Gay...And he ate the last hot wing, that fat bastard!
When the female does a handstand and spreads her pussy. the male then shits in her pussy and bangs it down with his cock, railing her like a drill. the female then queefs the crushed and wet shit out, causing it to spray the room. the oil refers to the shit erupting out of the female.
"Brandon preformed a Shrewsbury Oil Drill on Chloe the other day, she had scat in her fanny for 2 days!"