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The act of giving/getting the shaft while one or the other our both parties are using the toilet or the floor or just pooping wherever their fucking
"I want to fuck you so bad but I got to take a shit." Jane says holding her asshole. "Well why don't I join you and we can have toilet sex and you can shit on my balls!" John replied joyfully.
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a dream where you are on the toilet taking a dump, and the toilet is somewhere in a public place, surrounded by a crowd of people, like in a shopping mall for example.
I have dreamed of sitting on a toilet that was:
on the side of a busy highway
on the side of a beachfront hotel in Florida (at least the
toilet was facing the beach, so I had an ocean view)
In a restroom, but the restroom was open at both ends
and throngs of people were walking through, and there
was no stall, just a toilet
etc etc
In my toilet dreams, I usually casually converse with
passers-by as I sit on the toilet
I had the toilet dream again last night, and I was waiting for people to go away so I could wipe my ass, but they wouldn't go away
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Another way for saying to excrete feces from one's anus. An expression invented by me, which provides the analogy of a toilet eating feces, which is what happens when you flush.
"BRB, I needa feed the toilet, hes getting hungry.
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A little magical fairy that lives in the toilet and summons one whenever one may need to drop the duece. Different people most likely have their own fairy because it is very unlikely the toilet fairy can be everywhere at once, she's not F'n Santy Clause.
Overvoice Narrative:
"I really wanted to listen to my new attractive girlfriend's parents talk about what I should and shouldn't do to her tonight, but the toilet fairy kept beckoning me to come and drop the nasty bomb."
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The act of straining to have a bowel movement to the point of nearly passing out and then having a release that explodes and covers the entire inside of the toilet.
Robert came into the office and warned everyone not to go into the unisex bathroom because he tossed in a toilet grenade and that it needed a cleaning crew.
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1. Hey what’s that
2: toilet paper
1. Oh what’s it for?
2. Oh you don’t know....?
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skibidi toilet is a series that was created by dafuqboom that was meant to be a joke series but ended up affecting tons of child and giving them skibidi toilet syndrome, also having content milker milk the skibidi toilet thing, even making some goofy ahh animation for the kids attraction, people put skibidi toilet in their titles and descriptions to catch kids and make them lose control of themselves.
1. Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dabelyu dip dip skibidi toilet toilet toilet
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