Golden tongue

Being able to verbally spin any situation into your favor regardless of the insurmountable odds. To prepare himself, usually the person will take his thumb and swipe his tongue, stating here goes the golden tongue.

My buddy is going to get that hot chicks number, he has the golden tongue.

My buddy is going to convince his boss that he should get a promotion, he has the golden tongue.

tongue jab

It's a form of jab performed into a vagina or dirt box using your tongue

"I tongue jabbed that bitches pussy"

tongue stab

Basically using your tongue as a sword and stabbing it into the women’s asshole

Person1: hey baby can I tongue stab you?
Person2: Ight

cracker tongue

When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.

Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"

joe's tongue

A dildo found in Chelsie's Pussy.

YO! Joe's tongue goes so deep, it reaches my womb!

Clover tongue

FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. ISTG IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON DO IT I WILL COMMIT ARSON. Not like I do that every day BUT STILL, FUCKING. IMPOSSIBLE.

NOT HUMAN: watch what I can do! *does abnormal alien tongue thing*

Me: *commits arson* *starts dancing by fire while singing* WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING WE DIDN-

Clover tongues are impossible

Gangonic tongue

A language where every sentence contains gang

Me and my gangatrons from the land of gangolia are studying to become gangolegists by practicing our Gangonic tongue