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totally perfect day

(Total Pedophile death) Used as a sort of dog whistle to rally for the death of pedophiles. Sometimes shortened to TPD. Commonly used on social media to bypass content guidelines.

(Video of pedophile)

Commenter: Totally perfect day

Commenter: (name of pedophile) biting the curb 4k, tpd

by Ihatepedos May 29, 2024


Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley

An expression used to denote someone who is acting lame at the moment. Something that a Southern California girl would say especially back in the 1980s. This was made popular by the Shirley the Loon character in the cartoon Tiny Toon Adventures.

Person #1- We should just have fun today.
Person #2- *smirks*...OK (whatever)....*smirks*
Person #1- Jaimie don't be like that.. Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley. Like that's totally lame.

by TheSouthernOracle November 26, 2020


Total Defecation

The act of shitting on top of the toilet seat and taking a roll of toilet paper sticking it to the turd and running it to your passed out friend and tucking it into their pants

Bro did a total defecation last night and the whole party thought it was the person who shit.

by illusivepriest May 26, 2020


A total smoke

Someone who’s really fucking hot.

K: Have you met Stacy’s mom?
M: Yeah, she’s a total smoke

by kosibee03 July 04, 2020


Mechanically Totaled

A term used to describe a car with mechanical problems that is not worth fixing because repairs will cost more than what the car is worth.

My Volvo needs a new engine for $15k but the car is only worth $10k. I’m junking it, it’s mechanically totaled

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 10, 2023


total 30

total 30 is a type of contacts used by the most basic of girls.

omg did u hear that hannah wears alcon total 30s? she's such a basic gorl and I bet u she cant see literally at all. only basic girls have vision problems

by shadyangelgurl July 08, 2024


total 30

alcon total 30 is a contact lenses for basic gurls

omg hannah is such a basic gorl she wears alcon total 30 for her eyes!! what a basic gorl, like not seeing right is so last year

by shadyangelgurl July 08, 2024