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When you scratch your balls on a towel after you get out of the shower, and forget which side of the towel you scratched your balls with. Now you have to towel-dry your hair and take your chances.
Time to dry my hair... oh shit, I forget which side of the towel I used to scratch my balls. I guess it’s time to take the towel’s gambit.
I did the Xbox 360 towel trick and then tried it in other places in life and it actually does work everywhere.
When it's 2am and you just finished jerking off but you ran out of tissues so you search for the nearest towel in your room
Yeah man it was a 2am towel grab. I forgot to bring tissues with me.
To have sex on a towel because she is on her period
Hey sexy, I know you're on your period but that's why it's called towel time
When venting a beer for chugging a little bitch uses a towel so they won't get a booboo.
Hey did you see Ben Macey using that venting towel?
-yeah that kids a huge pussy
A towel movement is an especially messy and/or large bowel movement that requires a towel or towels to wipe and clean up.
Wow Tim, that was a serious towel movement you just had in the bathroom, now I have to do laundry today.