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When you have your towel tied around your waist and you un-tie it. It doesn't fall down so you perform a hands free towel shimmy.
This morning I had a shower, afterwards i was getting dressed. I had my towel around my waist, and my phone in my hand texting a friend. In order to take my towel off i needed to perform a hands free Towel Shimmy, Afterwards i felt majestic as fuck.
When a man unzips his pants and drapes his balls out the zipper hole.
Tad was pie toweling the entire party. He really disturbed the women.
Eating a creampie off of someones underwear.
After he was cuckled, we made him "lick the paper towel"
Used ironically by a straight girl to describe a hot guy. It comes from the signal that some gay men use to indicate they are cruising and interested at a male sauna. If they have good control, they raise their towel without their hands.
*Girl sees a hot guy and turns to her female friend*
"Woah, he's a real towel lifter!"
(ˈtou(ə)l/ ˈsirēəl) :
The act of eating cereal while in a towel
“He likes to eat towel cereal before gaining the motivation to get clothes”
A towel used to absorb bodily fluids during sex.
Bonus points if there’s blood AND cum on it.
“Ah fuck, my roommate found the no-no towel.” - John
“Don’t worry man Derek is chill. He probably just threw it in the wash” - Jake
A pretty girl that will hold your towel while you are out surfing.
Jenny wasn’t pretty enough to be a towel holder. She knew she was strictly an off-season girlfriend.