Nub and Tug

A rub and tug, but your significant other doesn’t have an arm so he/she needs to equip their prosthetic limb.

After Karen lost both her arms after a horrific eating contest she thought she had lost her passion for giving handjobs forever, but was relieved when she learned she could give a good ole nub and tug instead.

bucket tug

Alternative term for gravity bong (see gravity bong)

I took two bucket tugs and then spent twenty mins searching my house for the hat I was wearing.

Alaskan Tug

In Alaska, one man tries as hard as possible to stretchehis penis as long as possible using a rolling pin, an extender, good ol' squeeze, and medical torture methods and tries to make it to 10 inches by the end of the month. Once accomplished, he then fucks your mom.

Jamie tried out the ALASKAN TUG and began GETTING BACK AT WHAT HAPPENED IN TEXAS!!!!!!!

Tug n' Slug

When you dip a pair of balls in a freshly cummed in asshole and drag the balls across a persons face slowly.

He's gonna get Tug n' Slugged when he's gonna knock out.

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Hate Tug of War

Like the game of tug of war but, involving two men, a woman; with mutual hatred of the woman by the men resulting in a war of not pulling but the quite the opposite

Cody:I hate that girl so much. She is attractive but, so annoying!
Joe:I couldn't agree more.
Cody: Hate Tug of War?
Joe: Yes sir!

Tug bug

A petite individual who enjoys stimulating male genitalia (jacking someone off)

Bro 1: How was your date last night?
Bro 2: Great! She’s a real tug bug.

tug knuckle

the highest knuckle on your hand while masterbating.....
the second joint of your thumb while making a fist ..
the same would be implied for females using artificial stimuly {viberator}

i keep banging my tug knuckle on the table
my tug knuckle is sore
you're such a tug knuckle ! ! ! !