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Eating a man's ass while simultaneously jerking him off.
Chick gave me the best grub n tug ever last night.
The act of pulling vigorously with ones mouth upon the aft portions of dead and bloated seals on the beach. This is most commonly done by the most vile of canine species. A pre-sterilization process of urininating upon the carcass is also quite common, known as "seasoning". A North Atlantic variant is known as "The Digby Tug". Other similar activities are Carkrubbing (frottage), Carkface Nuzzling, and the most rare, Carkspooning. They are all basically the canine interpretations of necrophilia.
"Wowzers, look at Digby go! He's a real champ at Carkhole Tugging! What a way to get the day started!"
The tuff tug is when a chick tugs on your meat so hard it feels as if she is aggressively sanding a stick.
The tuff tug is a aggressive handjob
Bro she gave me a tuff tug now my shit raw and it hurts to touch
The use of hollowing out a sausage and then filling it with piss and using it to shove it up sombodys asshole
Tommy do you want to do a Texan tugging tonight
We can't do that again dad will spank us
Masturbating. When your brain (shriveled balls) are tugged from the pulling of your penis.
You know when your roommate knocks on your door when you're tugging brain and asks, "can I come in?" and you yell as loud as you can from your gut "TUGGGGGGGGGIN BRAAAAAAAAIN!"
A man that takes to long masturbating in the shower.
Im going to shower first, cause that Tug Slug takes forever.
Getting screwed over to the point where your nuts are in agony
Nich: yo I was so pumped to get these junior chickens from dons but it closes at 12
Gerb: I’m not surprised though, this whole night has been ball tugging to the max