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When you and your guy friends are cuddling and you all tie your dicks into a knot. Then you use garlic oil as lubricant to untie the knot.
Me and the boys were practicing making a Turkish garlic knot last night.
When you are cuddling with the boys and you all tie your dicks into a knot. You then use garlic oil as lubricant to undo the knot.
Me and the gang were practicing making a Turkish garlic knot last night.
person who is late
if you ask Turkish Polices for help they'll come to crime scene hour and hours later
Tinder Date : Are you turkish police? I've been waiting for you for an hour.
Fella : aww sorry
The act of leaving a lover sexually unfulfilled
Brian talked a big game about his ability to sexually satisfy his partner, but the partners all report that sleeping with Brian is a Turkish Coup.
It means your hairline is built like a turtles shell pattern
“Your hairline is receding so bad you look like an Estranged Turkish Turtleshell
Or simply, TDS.
A person afflicted with TDS suffers severe panic attacks at the mere sight of Turkey, or anything remotely related to Turks, Turkey and their history. More research is being conducted on this newly discovered mental illness.
Normal Person: The trade between Russia and the Ottoman Emp-
Guy who suffers from Turkish Derangement Syndrome: THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE KILLED ARMENIANS THEY TOOK CONSTANTINOPLE I HATE TURKEY DEUS VULT GO BACK TO ANATOLIA TURK.
Normal Person: .... Sir, this is a Russian history class
Guy who suffers from TDS: YOU WORK FOR THE TURKS RIGHT? YOU ARE A TURKISH SHILL. YOU GENOCIDE DENIER SCUMBAG
A sexy Turkish man with an undying love for woman. He was sent out of the country for stealing feminine hygine products. He strives to become the best turkish feminist.
Did you see the new statement from The Turkish feminist
Yeah it was so hot im going to cum