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Blue Waffle + Mustard = Green Waffle
It counters the fungi growing yet gives a painful burning sensation.
Just ask your mother. After i rammed her. Green Waffle
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waffle: to hit some one, or to shag them.
Jim: Omg i totally waffled Bob last night!
Dave: You.. ..shagged Bob?
Jim: Sick bastard. Sick bastard.
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The Waffle Maker is a sexual position where the woman lays on her side with her legs in a scissor like position and the man moves her legs up and down, much like the opening and closing of a waffle maker. The position is commonly used when the woman's vagina is not tight enough to pleasure the man.
"Man, this chick was loose. I had to go to the waffle maker to get one out"
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The act of giving food, usually of the breakfast variety, in the morning as a parting gift after a one night stand. Not strictly limited to waffles; may also be poptart, pancake, toast, etc. It signals the end of the conversation and an invitation to leave.
"I had a one night stand with that girl from the club last night. After another round of morning sex she gave me a high five and a bonus waffle!"
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the act of shitting in one of those egg crate things on a dorm bed and then making the bed over it (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "hot pocket", "trunk muffin")
That guy pissed me off last night so I snuck in his room and left him a Mexican waffle.
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n. A waffle found in one's trousers (or other article worn on the lower region of the body). This waffle is usually a product of digestion and excretion of human waste (that once consisted of a waffle, possibly Belgian).
n. A derogatory slang term used as a metaphor when comparing one to a trouser waffle (see above). This is usually used in reference to a foolish deed done by another.
"Scott is such a trouser waffle, he never does anything."
"Quit kicking yourself in the upper quartiles, you trouser waffle."
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The only known cure to prostate cancer.
It is written only BELGIAN WAFFLES can defeat cancer.
GIMME ALL THE BELGIAN WAFFLES THIS BAG'LL BUY!! JUST DO IT!!!
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