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Having a wank just to 'clear the pipes' so to speak. Absolutely nothing to do with any sexual thoughts.
I was bored last night so had a service wank, it's been a few days and I didn't want to get clogged up
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A wank holiday is when, on a bank holiday (such as May Day), you stay at home all day and masturbate, preferably without leaving the house all day.
"What did you get up to on friday?"
"Ahh it was a wank holiday so i stayed at home and knocked 7 out"
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Slightly classier cousin of the hand job.
The countess provided me with a glorious wank job
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a male pouring beans over his own genitals while masturbating
also you can swop the word for nearly anything
e.g. a cup of tea, hot oil, tears (also known as a cry wank)
i had a bean wank lastnight with heinz
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A truly romantic, and meaningful masturbation session. Legs spread, ass naked, scented candles burning, rose petals on satin sheets etc. Must last at least an hour to be considered a Sensual Wank.
"Hey guys, don't come in my room for another three hours. I'll be engaged in a Sensual Wank."
"Man, you Sensually Wank everyday. I was going to borrow a shirt yesterday, but the door was locked and Marvin Gaye was playing all afternoon."
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Having allocated time for onanistic endeavor, plans are foiled by the unexpected arrival of unwanted person or persons. (usually flat mates, worse parents).
"I got home from work early and had made all the necessary preparations when my flatmate returned and goddamn WANK BURGLED me."
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When you have a wank over Jessica Alba. Albacore porn is considered the hottest type of porn
Dude, yesterday I had some hardcore albacore wanking.
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