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Console War

A dick-measuring contest usually between Microsoft Fanboys and Sony Fanboys to try and justify buying one of the 300 dollar instead of the other 300 dollar console.

Microsoft Fanboy: The Xbox Series X is going to win the console war because it's more powerful
Sony Fanboy: The PlayStation 5 is going to win the console war because it has better games
Nintendo Fanboys: The Nintendo Switch is going to win because you can take a shit while playing smash bros.

by heywaitasecond March 22, 2021


Maze War

Maze war is likely first FPS (first person shooter) game, made in 1974-ish. The actual release date of it is not known.

You play as an apperent eyeball. When you see another eyeball (player), you shoot, them. You will get a point by harming them, and lose a point if you are harmed yourself.

avg guy: the first FPS was wolfenstein3D
smart person: nope it was maze war, indubatebly.

by yellowmadness54 July 1, 2011


Stroke Wars

A game of two or more males that masturbate at the same time seeing who can wank the ween the hardest, the longest and nut the most copious rope.

Me and the bros had stroke wars last night. I won.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019


dork war

Any odd competition that is only cared about by the competitors.

"Bill & Mike are battling at Pokemon today!" "Yeah, it's quite the dork war."

by jiaco August 25, 2015


clit war

Another term for lesbian sex or an all female orgy

Me and my girlfriend had a total clit war last night

by Reydlab721 April 4, 2017


shukelear war

when a mass of people sit and puke at the same time.

Last night we almost had a shukelear war. Those tacos and beers were not right.

by Dexter DaKlown May 15, 2010


War Waffle

The cooliest dude that has ever lived, he is so cool that it makes cool people look ugly as fuck.

A true war waffle slogan - Silly Niggers, Tricks are for white people.

by dlisfizzlemanizzle January 24, 2010