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The phenomenon which occurs when a person consumes too much alcohol and proceeds to embarrass themselves and their friends for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, groping strangers, the overwhelming smell of fruity alcohol, and a general sloppiness that can only be associated with drinking.
Leah: "Dude, you should have seen Amber at the club the other night. She had like, eight shots of whipped cream vodka and then started taking her clothes off and dancing up on strangers. Super sloppy."
Dude: "Omg, really?"
Leah: "Yeah, she was totally White Girl Wasted."
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1. Intoxicated by alcohol to the point of losing control of the anal sphincter, thereby releasing foul putrescence with such velocity as to ensconce not only one's gitch, but also spill out and permeate the pants.
"A few of us are getting pants-shitting wasted tonight. You should join us in the festivities."
"You wore new pants? Too bad. Guess no one told you we were all getting pants-shitting wasted tonight."
Environmentalists’ fave nickname for the 45th POTUS.
We must temporarily slog through the swamp of this Toxic Waste Trump as he continues his anti-social attempts to remove the US from the hard-won international environmental accords.
You and the person have chemistry with each other and maybe flirt but the relationship never goes anywhere and you feel stuck
Girl: It’s your choice if you want me I am here
Guy: I’m good
Girl: This is what I like to refer to as the wasted potential zone
the act of drinking a shitload within a small time frame and then being at the utmost, HIGHEST level of being fucked up. perpetrated mostly by wild university students within a science faculty that are in possession of unlimited alcohol and/or other drugs.
Guy 1: Bro, do you see that guy over there?!
Guy 2: The white guy with punch all over his white shirt, dancing like a fool?
Guy 1: Yeah! Haha, he's definitely boat cruise wasted! I heard he was in the washroom for thirty minutes because he couldn't tell difference between the dryer and urinal.
Guy 2: Ahahahahaha, yeah. Boat cruised wasted!!!!
A worthless excuse for a human being. If female usually as about 4 kids by 4 different fathers...One of the suckers she leeches onto for child support. She gets as many benefits as possible....at all costs avoiding work. She will screw anyone then cry later...but nothing is ever her fault. She has an excuse for every shitty choice she has ever made in her sorry ass excuse for a life.
Man I can't believe that bitch Pam is still working the system..." ...."Yeah what a waste of fucking space she is"..."True Dat
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Korean boy wasted is a level of drunkenness superior to all others. When this drunk, even Snooki would say "You're too drunk", though she'll likely smoosh you anyway. Be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch with a mannequin, a half-stick of butter, a Burt Reynolds autographed glow in the dark snorkel and no recollection of how this ridiculous assortment of items came to be in your possession.
Taylor: I'm getting soooo whitegirl wasted tonight!
Mike: Eh, that sounds okay but I'd rather get Korean boy wasted. Nobody goes harder than they do. When they get hungover they're not just ill, they're Kim Jong-il.
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