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Someone who weasels into your life and fucks you over big time.
Jordin will forever be known as a fuck weasel to the rest of his "friends"
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dick; penis. the infamous appendage. mammalian version of trouser snake.
a weasel-like protuberance used for-- what it says.
Why don't I like Dan? Because he's a fuck weasel -- and if you can't see that, so are you.
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Any of the small creatures that live within the nose. "Boogers" within the nostrils is infact Proboscis Weasel shit. "Snot" in the nose is actually urine from the Proboscis Weasel. They cause no other harm than clogging your nasil passage. You're born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.
This damn Proboscis Weasel is giving me so many boogers, it pisses me off!
I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.
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1. Mustela Chachicus - an extremely inept and douchey member of the genus Mustela. Widely considered to be the most incompetent and unpleasant member species of weasel.
2. commonly used to refer to arrogant and boastful people who feign competence but are truly shitbags.
I'm calling that chach weasel's bluff, theres no way he fought that bear himself
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Weasel butter is the build up of piss that ends up on urinals, toilets, and bathroom floors. As the pee dehydrates it takes the appearence of butter.and since you leak your weasel, it's called weasel butter.
Damn there is so much weasel butter on the floor you could cook eggs on it.
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Other wise known as fucking your hands , this is a term for masturbation.
"Is bill coming out tonight?"
"No, I think he's petting the weasel instead"
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A very aggravating and/or stupid, idiotic, and moronic person.
Ted: Man! That jerk cut me off!
Rob: He's such a Butch weasel.
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