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A yellow school bus that is equivalent to a short bus that transports retarded kids to a "special" school in Pittsburgh, PA. It is sponsored by Mung Eggs, an egg farm.
"You're so fucking stupid, you're going to be riding the mung bus next year!"
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1.) Two School Busses having sex
2.) A Person having sex with a bus
3.) Two people have sex on a bus
4.) Two Bus drivers having sex on a bus
5.) A bus driver having sex with a non bus driver on a bus~
1.)The bus driver's going to bring his girlfriend on the bus to have bus sex.
2.)Those two bus drivers are going to have bus sex tonight i bet!
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Dying by suicide, caught in past tense.
Facing a conviction for sex trafficking of minors, Epstein decided to catch the bus out of jail.
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The continuing series of events that effect the outcome of your luck or fortune.
The phrase originates from the dependency on public transport, for instance how being late for the bus can trigger multiple events that messes up the whole day. However, this term is not exclusive to transport issues and can be used for any other circumstance.
Good bus physics is when everything runs smoothly and goes to plan.
"A woman cut in front of me in line earlier, which meant I was late for the train, which meant I was late for work, WHICH MEANT I GOT FIRE. That woman totally messed up my bus physics!"
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A type of living style, such as gangsta, and punker. People who are part of Bus Life, usualy use the Bus or other public transporations to travel.
How you gettin to the club?
"Buslife".
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An integral part of your computer (or any other piece of equiptment) which can randomly malfunction, causing a variety of issues and complaints, but which will then work the next day and/or the minute a tech looks at it. This allows the tech to take credit for fixing your computer, when in reality they have NFI what was wrong with it in the first place or how they got it to work.
Also used to appease or confuse technology-challenged users who demand to know what broke (even though they won't understand what you tell them).
-Tech pokes monitor, computer boots up-
Tech: Your computer's all fixed, ma'am.
Lady: Oh, that's lovely. Did you figure out the problem?
Tech: Uh, yeah... You see, your, uh, NFI bus wasn't interfacing properly with the-
Lady: Wow, that sounds complicated! Thanks for all your hard work, I'm surprised you could get it done so fast!
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A person who feels as though they have to flirt or whore around with every member of the oppsite sex on the bus to make themsleves feel important. The Bus Whore will probably end up dating multiple people on the bus and will have very big commitment problems with them. He will probably end up going out with them for a week or so and break up with them out of boredom and then move on to his next victim.
"Hey Lulu look at that douche whose going out with the bus whore." " Wow Brando what an idoit , there only gonna be together until that manwhore gets bored"
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