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you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.
Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'
Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.
Placing saran wrap over said face and taking a shit on it so it is able to be viewed.
I had extra saran wrap laying around so I gave my gf the Cincinnati wind shield.
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The act of shitting in a sock and swinging it around ferociously in the air while striking somebody in the face with it. Can be done during sex or not.
"Jimmy really pissed me off so I gave him the Mexican wind tunnel"
When eating pussy from behind, sneaking a lick to the anus and giving it a swift blow.
When Johnny was eating his girlfriend he licked her ass and gave it a swift blow making her moan giving her the Swift May Wind.
When you seem to be making the right decisions based on the moment but all the results are running 'down wind' from other people spoiling the outcome.
An animal in the forest wants to be 'downwind' of its hunter so the hunter doesn't get a sniff of the prey.
All upwind are 'seen' by those downwind as the wind blows away from them.
"I went and spoke to an advisor about a superannuation investment but when I saved and deposited the amount-the savings went running down wind with the market collapse"
"I follow coaches advice and play wide reciver for the final play but the opposition always pre-interprets the play making me feel like I'm constantly running down wind"!
Passing air through the penis and out the jap's eye (urethra)
I never thought it'd happen but I just felt the oriental wind tunnel come out my bellend.
A Mexican hanging from a tree typically in Arizona
Hey that guy has Arizona Wind Chimes in his front yard.