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A term used to vilify women for exercising her right to say no because somewhere along the line men got the idea that women are obligated to date or sleep with anyone who talks to them or who they're friends with, and if they don't they're horrible people.
Bob: Wahhh Suzy put me in the friend zone!
George: Oh forget her! She's a heartless bitch! All women are the same!
Suzy: Excuse me? First of all I can't help the fact that I'm not attracted to Bob like that. Second of all I lost one of my closest friends who it turns out was only pretending to be my friend in hopes of getting in my pants, and I'm the villian here?
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An Atlanta Police Department patrol area that break Atlanta into different regions.
Zone 1: Westside
Zone 2: Northside
Zone 3: Southwest A.K.A. S.W.A.T.S. Da Bricks
Zone 4: Southside
Zone 5: Downtown
Zone 6: Eastside
If you don't believe. Check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Police_Department#Zones.
T.I. says hes reps Zone 1 loud and clear... hes from bankhead which is on the westside of atl
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When someone's attention is completely absorbed by whatever is happening on his or her iphone. Texting and apps such as Words with Friends may lead to a particularly impenetrable iphone zone.
Alex: Hey
Eric: ...(no response)
Marty: dude, don't worry about it. Eric is always in the iphone zone
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An un-used area of the brain unreachable by the conscious mind. Stephen King wrote the novel "Dead Zone" in which the lead character John Smith falls into a coma following a car accident. When awakeningen five years later, he finds the accident has activated his dead zone and he is now able to see glimpses of the future. The "dead zone" (with or without supernatural function) is probably King's fictional invention.
The book has been filmed and made into a tv series.
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1) When a man is about to nail a woman anally but finds, to his dismay, that there is already a butt-plug situated in the confines of her anal region. She is a No Parking Zone
2) A helpful reminder that women in this state can wear on a sign around their necks
1) John (in his head): "Oh boy, I think I can sneak my Johnson in her ass tonight!" Upon finding a butt-plug conveniently (for Sarah) located in her shitter, he exclaims: "Aww! This bitch has a no parking zone!"
2) Steven: O dude! I would love to stick my custard-launcher into her butt!
Kareem: Hate to burst your bubble bro, but she has a "no parking zone" sign on her neck.
Steven: aww man. o well, lets smoke some bud
Kareem: That's the spirit!
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A phrase that men use (often out of self pity) in an attempt to explain why a girl turned them down. The reality, however, is that he is simply not the girl's type & she is too nice to say so.
Girl: "_______ thinks he got friend zoned. He doesn't get it.'
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An area or "zone" set up usually by colleges and or other types of academic institutions mostly for the Millennial or "cupcake" generation. Due to this generation of adults lacking any real ability to stand on their own two feet and lacking any ability to handle any type of criticism whether constructive or not, these spaces were erected so that Millennials can safely run and hide if they feel threatened by anything that older generations can take with stride. Also can be used by African-Americans who still think the "white man" owes them everything.
I cracked a joke about Matt's new blue hairdo and he promptly ran to the school safe zone where he proceeded to piss his pants and hug onto a teddy bear for 16 hours.
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