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euphemism for male masturbation
Are you going to be in the bathroom all day? You've been in there liking your own post for almost two hours!
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If someone is disgusted, annoyed, frustrated by something then they will use this term so show their emotions. Always used in a negative manner
e.g.
Chris- "You wanna go out with Josh tonight?"
Johnny - " I'd rather be sick-on-my-own-face than go out with that guy"
Chris- "Fair play"
Johnny- " You want a cuppa?"
Chris- "I'd rather be-sick-on-my-own-face than drink that crap"
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The expression "I own this piece of meat" is used to describe the event of when a male lets others know in no uncertain terms that a female "belongs" to him.
Most instances are when the male feels threatened in some way by another male's presence, and so publicly gropes/manhandles his female partner to establish ownership.
This condition, stemming from low self-esteem, sexual inadequacy and physical inferiority, is often a manifestation of "small man syndrome".
When you meet a couple on the street, and there is little or no physical contact between the male and female. Immediately after the male sees you seeing them, he puts his arm around his girlfriend's neck or gropes her bum, and looks directly at you whilst doing said actions.
Inn this instance one can imagine the offender saying "I own this piece of meat". Saying this or similar manifests the attitude responsible for the actions.
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When one promotes themselves repeatedly in conversation and argument. Almost synonymous with bragging, but sucking your own dick is a more humble way to admit it.
J: We should do the bowl skit for the show.
S: No, that's not a good idea. I know I'm sucking my own dick here but my ideas have been consistently better and I think we should do my idea instead of yours.
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A phrase used by children with down's syndrome and overweight internet nerds who play a poser game called Dark Ages, since the game filters "LOL" in its natural form.
Random chunky redheaded loser: "PMFG I JUST OWNED UR CHAR IN TEH ARENA! LO!L SNAP OWNED!11"
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The act of inserting your penis into your own anus.
All the ladies will be impressed when you start corning your own brisket.
To Float your own harp, to compliment yourself often act cocky or be a radiator fulven.
Radiator don't float your own harp.
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