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Cum Brisket

A cut of fecal matter that two cowboys fans find accidentally while docking through the woods looking for their sliced golf balls

Man Daniel and Bishop have been enjoying their weekly search for cum brisket

by The Fairway December 11, 2023


national cum inside me day

on April 3rd 2024 you are legally required to cum inside any and everyone

person 1: what day is it again? i forgot
person 2: today is april 3rd why?
person 1: that means it's national cum inside me day, you know what to do

by exvinity2222 April 3, 2024

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cum hose

Slang for penis

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken his cum hose.

by woordhack January 7, 2025


cum hose

Slang for a man's penis.

He pushed his penis into her and told her she'd taken delivery of his cum hose.

by woordhack January 7, 2025


Mint Pre-cum

Mint Pre-Cum is a mint juul pod.

Yo hit me with that mint pre-cum. Mmmmm some mint pre-cum

by Mint Pre Cum December 17, 2019


cummings invite

When you find out about a party that you felt you should have been invited to but never heard about it until later... You were cummings invited..

" Yo, "Tim's" bachelor party was the greatest ever! Why didn't you come?"

"I guess I got the cummings invited... Fucking asreholes...."

by old_beaver October 2, 2014


cum music

music that you cum to. The meaning as a whole is up to interpratation

yeah bro that new tame impala is cum music.

by hunk kisser March 17, 2020